Psst. Yeah you. You want some… Street Candy?

With our friends and beverage confectionists at Eighth State Brewing, we smuggled in a blonde barleywine (illegal in most civilized beer drinking communities).

Loaded with flame-toasted coconut, violent blood orange, illicit orange peel, heady vanilla beans, and oh-so-smooth lactose, this big bad beverage tastes more like a tiki drink than a beer. Don’t worry, no one’s watching. Get one while you can.